So I have this old chinese man as my roommate. I didn’t pick him. My landlady did. He;s from China. His name’s Mr. Wang. Mr. Wang smokes like a chimney and as a result, his gums are brown and black, his toothbrush is dark brown at the roots, and he spits brown spit into the toilet. A lot of times it misses the bowl and lands in the general vincinity. He spits dark brown flecks into the sink too. When I see that when I brush my teeth, it makes me gag. So, finally, yesterday when I came home from work, I saw that he was home and told him, I wanted to show him something. So I showed him these dark grey gunky beads that were in the sink, and he denied that they were his. He said that he’s been gone all week, and they couldn’t be his.