from Gilmore Girls
Michel: To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoon.
Luke: Red meat can kill you. Enjoy.
Lorelai: You can’t control who you’re attracted to. I think the whole Angelina Jolie-Billy Bob Thornton thing really proves that.
Gypsy: I’ve seen stupider things talk.
Paris: Why are we working Saturday Paris? What’s so special about the seventy-fifth issue Paris? Why does my head feel so light and yet not float away Paris?
Luke: I was having kind of a bad day, but I’ve got some fake sushi magnets, so now all is right with the world.