favorite one-liners

from Gilmore Girls

Michel: To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoon.

Luke: Red meat can kill you. Enjoy.

Lorelai: You can’t control who you’re attracted to. I think the whole Angelina Jolie-Billy Bob Thornton thing really proves that.

Gypsy: I’ve seen stupider things talk.

Paris: Why are we working Saturday Paris? What’s so special about the seventy-fifth issue Paris? Why does my head feel so light and yet not float away Paris?

Luke: I was having kind of a bad day, but I’ve got some fake sushi magnets, so now all is right with the world.


3 thoughts on “favorite one-liners

  1. I haven’t seen most of Season 6 cuz my tv went a bust but from what I read wasn’t missing all that much. I’m still attached to the characters though.

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